Boring Blog Posts

So my wife thinks my posts are boring.
"I know," I say.  "They're just about me making this book and album."
"But they're boring," she says.
"Fuck," I say (or maybe I was just thinking it).  "I'm not PrivateSecret Diary - and that's not a fucking blog anyway - it's a collection of very short, very funny stories."
"Just write about something interesting," she says.
And I remember an actual breathing human being in 1998 who asked me to put the color red into his website, and when I asked what shade he was thinking of, he says, "You choose.  Just pick a good red."
To which I replied, "Fuck." Or maybe I was just thinking it.